Five Things - Office Edition

Five things you need to have in your office:

1. Abusive stamps. Because life isn't complete until you can stamp envelopes with "This is F**CKING URGENT" in bright red ink.

2. Metal business cards. Nothing is more badass than a card with all of your vital info engraved in stainless steel. Though it may be a pain to carry them around.

3. Strange tape dispensers. With bold primary colors that a four year old would cherish, this how-it-works-esque tape dispenser will add color to any desk.

4. Baby ladybug staplers. These sort of have beaver teeth, but that adds to the odd charm. Your grandma would love a pair of these.

5. An affirmation ball. Similar to the magic 8 ball, this will provide much-needed positivity to boost your self-esteem after shitty meetings or depressing coversations with your boss. Yes, your breath is minty! And don't you forget it.

Note: funofficesupplies.com is not a good source of fun office supplies, just for the record.